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KILL THE FAGGOTS!

Not my words, but those of Merril Keiser, jr., an Ohio trucker and US Senator wannabe. This dipshit truck driver is running for office on a political platform that advocates the death penalty for being gay. “Just like we have laws against murder, we have laws against stealing, we have laws against taking drugs — we should have laws against immoral conduct,” says the lowlife Democrat (!) from Freemont, Ohio.

I say this country is in some serious fucking trouble. Just when I thought my contempt for certain elements of the human race couldn’t get any stronger, along comes a piece of shit like holier-than-thou Merril truck driver and proves that there are absolutely no limits to bigotry and hatred. Forget about gay marriage, this fucker wants to EXTERMINATE gays. He makes George Bush look like a choir boy!

And why stop with the faggots? Lets kill the niggers, the jews, the spicks and everybody that looks like they might be from south of the border while we’re at it, not to mention anybody who doesn’t believe in the One True CHRISTIAN God! Purify America once and for all!

Hey Merril, did you ever spy on your sister while she was getting dressed? Did you ever MASTURBATE (it’s a sin, you know)? Ever covet your neighbor’s wife or have an impure thought of any kind? You fucking make me sick!

(This is NOT an April Fool’s joke.)

Spanked with a spoon

Some parents just don’t get it. Spanking should be confined to the bedroom between two (or more) consenting adults. A 29-year-old woman in West Bend, WI is accused of beating the shit out of her 7-year-old daughter with a wooden spoon when the child ate one of her mother’s doughnuts.

The mother, according to the complaint, “became very upset” and proceeded to spank the girl with the wooden spoon, first on the girl’s buttocks, then on her face. The girl was struck approximately four times in the face, resulting in a black and red, swollen right eye as well as other abrasions. There was also bruising on the girl’s buttocks, according to the complaint.

I say an eye for an eye should apply in this case. Sentence the crazy bitch to be spanked black and blue!

Pepsi and Viagra in bed with each other

PRESS RELEASE: 

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use “as is”, or as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.”

Obviously we can no longer call this a “soft drink” a spokesman said.

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of “Mount And Do.”

I’m gonna get me some of that shit! (Not that I need it.)