Crystal’s Creamed Asscrack

Posted on Monday 27 November 2006

Crystal's slippery wet plump rumpNothing turns me on more than a pair of firm, shapely, plump and round female buttocks. The only thing would be the same set of ass cheeks, but soapy and slippery wet, just like beautiful Crystal's here from 40 Inch Plus.

I'm sorry to say that I don't have a companion gallery for sweet Crystal, but all of the thumbs are linked to the full-size image. To see more of Crystal, her bubbly ass and the dude with the big cock fucking her, take the free tour at 40 Inch Plus (plenty of other ass-babes there plus movie previews.

Here's an excerpt from Crystal's episode @ 40 Inch Plus:

Crystal called me up and asked me to come over since she was bored as hell. I agreed but told her I was hanging out with my buddy Jay and that he would be coming with me to meet her at her house. She said she was gonna take a quick shower and to just let ourselves in when we got there. As soon as I hung up I told Jay to put on his lead shoes and to floor that pedal so we could get there before she got out of the shower. We didnt quite make it to the shower but we did catch her lotioning up. Jay took it from there. He made sure she was up to snuff with the tape measure and put it on her. I loved watching that ass bounce.

Crystal getting her tight little buggerhole licked clean
Crystal riding a big fat cock
A big cock in Crystal's tight, pink pussy
Crystal's creamed asscrack

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The Assman @ 7:49 pm
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More of Stacy’s fine shitter

Posted on Saturday 25 November 2006

Plump rump fuckbabe Stacy's fine shitter!This is the second time we've featured Stacy from 40 Inch Plus, but even if it was the 10th it still wouldn't be enough! This has got to be the finest ass I've seen since yesterday afternoon, hands down (what can I say, I see a lot of ass in my line of work). Hard as I tried I haven't been able to find a gallery with movies or pics of this fine fatass babe (incredible, but true!), but I promise as soon as I get a hold of one you guys will be the first to know, even if I have to make it myself.

What I like about Stacy (apart from the fact that she has a wonderful plump rump and obviously loves to fuck) is her nice tight asshole. Not at all "knotty" or turned inside out (like she strains a lot when taking a dump), or discolored with the patina of shit (even though I know a lot of guys are turned on by that, I'm not one of them). In fact I wouldn't mind giving her a nice, slobbery rimjob to moisten and loosen up that tight little sphincter before inserting my cock and giving her a good old-fashioned assfuck. Well, we all know that ain't gonna happen, but dreams are what gives old geezers like me a reason to get up in the morning

Plump rump fuckbabe Stacy's fine shitter!

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The Assman @ 9:51 am
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Petra’s Delicious Round Ass

Posted on Saturday 25 November 2006

Here's a chick that knows how to spread wide from Big Ass Adventure. They comb the world in search of the biggest, roundest juciest asses you've evrer seen and these delicious rumps are posted on their website in weekly updates. All I can say is Hallelujah!

Here's what they say about her on her personal page:

Once I heard joke about blind man walking by a fish market and he say "hello ladies." Well life is no joke, and big round ass is no laughing matter, it serious and I take it serious because it not just a job it also an adventure. Big ass is a way of life, and I live life the way I was brought up…hard. It a long road in a hard life, that right I keep it long and hard. This the way it have to be, because woman like Petra is walk the street alone looking for fuck. Petra have amazing perfect body. If you never fuck a 27 year old girl, you must to know that it is the best age, she still look good, but also she know what she want and how to get it. When I met Petra she was walk down the street and her clothes say "Fuck me. Fuck me right here right now hard and fast and cum on my face." Well I am a man who know how to take orders, so I approach her beautiful ass from behind, introduce myself, and ask her for fuck. Her pussy so wet she almost slip on her juices as we walk to my house. When we get there I watch her get naked for me and tease me with her big perfectly round ass, then she dildo her pussy and her ass, then I feed her my dick which she suck like crazy before Im throw it all in her hot dripping wet pussy, at end I cum all over her and she love it so much that I kick her out. In-mudderfuckin-credible.

You can check out Petra's free picture gallery here, and here's her free big ass movie trailer!

Petra's Delicious Round Ass
Petra's Delicious Round Ass
Petra's Delicious Round Ass

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The Assman @ 7:58 am
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Annie Cruz’ 40-inch ass

Posted on Sunday 12 November 2006

Annie Cruz is the potato of porn, meaning she can be used for anything. Being Asian, she's obviously a good choice for sites that specialize in the Asian niche, but I've seen her in good ol' hardcore fucking and sucking, squirting sites (this gal can squirt quite an impressive geysir of girl cum!), in bondage and BDSM, both as a sub and a dom as well as in femdom scenes. Being endowed with a most shapely and chunky butt makes her equally well suited for fat ass lovers such as myself and 40 Inch Plus, where these two pictures are taken from. Enjoy!

Annie Cruz' 40-inch ass
Annie Cruz' 40-inch ass

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The Assman @ 12:00 am
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Masturbating ex-con conceals weapon in ass

Posted on Friday 10 November 2006

The news used to be about current events, politics, world affairs, disasters and such, but things are changing. A naked man was found masturbating on a nature trail in California, and when the police arrested him for indecent exposure they asked the standard question: "Are you hiding any concealed weapons?" Well the dude, 33-year-old John Sheehan of Pittsburg, who only recently had been released from prison was naked, so where could he hide a weapon. Turns out the ass is a good place to hide an awl!

Kinky John is now awaiting trial in the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. You just can't make up shit like that!

The Assman @ 11:35 am
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Firecracker Up The Ass

Posted on Friday 10 November 2006

A man in England suffered unspecified injuries after stuffing a firecracker up his ass and lighting it in celebration of Guy Fawkes day. This just cracks me up! How stupid can you possibly get? His friends apparently captured the whole thing on video.

Several of the man’s friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

I bet they're not going to let him forget this any time soon.

The Assman @ 11:22 am
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Creamed Anal Fuckslut Sylvi

Posted on Friday 10 November 2006

It's been a while since we've had some nice anal shots on Plumper Buttocks, so here are a few of anal fuckslut Sylvi receiving a jizz enema. According to Asshole Fever insiders "she ain't no Nobel winner" (sic). Since I'm not interested in discussing philosophy, macro-economic theories or brain surgery with her, that's just fine with me. If there were more girls like Sylvi I do think it would have an impact on world peace, however, so a Nobel Peace Prize maybe isn't that far fetched. I mean, who would want to go to war if they could fuck Sylvi in the ass instead?

Creamed Anal Fuckslut Sylvi from AssholeFever.com
Creamed Anal Fuckslut Sylvi from AssholeFever.com
Creamed Anal Fuckslut Sylvi from AssholeFever.com

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The Assman @ 11:11 am
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Black Magic Buttocks

Posted on Thursday 9 November 2006

Black Magic ButtocksI came across this series of pics in the members' area at Round And Brown of two black (is the one on the right black or latina?) chicks with two of the roundest, plumpest asses I've seen in a very long time. Unfortunately I don't have a gallery to go with them, so for that reason I'm giving you the full size pics right here. If you want to see more of these positively stunning babes you'll have to check out the free tour at RAB.

Black Magic ButtocksIf car repair shops started employing mechanics like these babes the safety standard of the entire US automotive fleet would skyrocket. Who wouldn't want to spend time at Meineke's or Pep Boys watching hot chicks with bubble butts in cutoff overalls working on their engines? Any such person has no right to call himself an assman.I for one would start getting weekly oil changes for sure!

None of these babes have big tit's. In fact the lighter babe (sorry, I don't have their names) has practically no boobs at all, but I am The Assman and I couldn't care less. Far more important than cup size is rear cushioning and the fact that both are horny as hell and ready to fuck at a moment's notice. The guy who gets to fuck them in this series gets a double blowjob and works up quite a sweat running from one to the other and back again, but he doesn't seem to mind the hard work!

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The Assman @ 3:07 pm
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Lorena’s Enthusiastic Ass

Posted on Wednesday 8 November 2006

From the Lorena's update @ 40 Inch Plus:

The only thing hotter than a chick with a nice 40 inch plus ass is a that same hot chick not knowing how hot she is. Im never the type to put up with stuck up dime piece girls who act like their shit dont stink. Thats why its so refreshing when you meet a super sexy girl who is very humble and modest and actually thinks she isnt that pretty. That is Lorena in a nutshell. She kept saying how she was going to improve this or that on her but if she does she will be improving on perfection already. Trent worshipped the seat she sat on and she just couldnt get why we were so head over heels for her. Im sure she knows how we genuinely feel now because Trent exploded all over that utopian ass.

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The Assman @ 8:11 am
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Plump Ass In Panties

Posted on Tuesday 7 November 2006

A nice, plump panty-covered ass is almost better than a nice, plump bare ass, because then you have the enjoyment of slowly peeling off the panties to get to the good stuff. Wouldn't you agree?

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The Assman @ 3:31 pm
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