After searching in vain since the dawn of time scientists have finally located the clitoris, and it's not where you thought it was. Believe it or not, it's right smack in the middle of sub-saharan Africa, in some of the thickest, hottest, wettest, most dangerous and inaccessible jungles on earth (well, we knew that).

Our thanks go the the intrepid explorers who risked life and limb in their pursuit and discovery that surely will benefit men all over the world. "Dr Livingstone, I presume?" doesn't even come close to this!

Safire has quickly become a favorite at Round And Brown. Her innocent looks and sexy rear end seem to turn people on (duh!). Her latest scene with the butt freaks over there consists of 245 pics and 33 movie clips of hardcore fucking and sucking. Take the free tour for some previews of the action.

We all know that Brazilian babes love to show off their booties. For one thing these chicks have some of the plumpest, shapeliest asses anywhere in the world, and it's the only reaason they invented the Copa Cabana and the thong bikini. It's also why Mike went to Brazil.

Sweet Emanuelle here is one of Mike's most recent conquests. To see more of her and scores of other beautiful Brazilian sluts, point your dick to Mike In Brazil, you won't be disappointed!

This is supposedly one of the higher priced extras on a new top-of-the-line Ford soon to hit dealerships across America. A high ranking exec in Ford's R&D department says that "even though the new Moon Roof isn't very aerodynamic and actually blocks out much of the light, you will never have to buy another Wunderbaum again".

Final pricing for the Moon Roof has yet to be set, but it's expected to exceed the price of the car itself. The target demographic is said to be dirty old men.

Julie is yet another girl from 40InchPlus.com and as you can see she doesn't put the name of the site to shame. Julie likes to be fucked. Hard. In the ass. That's pretty much it.

A roadside billboard in Nicosia, Cyprus is causing a stir. Some people fear that the billboard, featuring a woman baring her ass, will distract drivers and cause accidents.

One member of parliament, Maria Kyriakou, from the opposition Democratic Rally party, told Reuters it could even be a "potential distraction for drivers."

The Media Complaints Commission is looking into the case, but nothing is expected to come of it. Hey, we could use guys like that in the FCC!

Nicky has an ass to die for, and doesn't mind spreading her cheeks to give you a look at both her fuck holes. As far as she is concernerned the stink is just as good as the pink for fucking. Here at Plumper Buttocks we are inclined to agree!

Check out more of Nicky and all the other bubble butt babes at Big Ass Adventure.

From the 40 Inch Plus free tour!

As soon as I saw Adrianna walking around the office I knew I had to go all out and make sure I could confirm her 40inchplusness to coin a phrase. I befriended her rather quickly and eventually gained her trust enough for her to invite me over her house. I pulled my usual maneuver by showing up early and hoping we would catch her sort of indisposed or just down right god damned naked. We lucked out because when we got there she was just getting dressed. Her lingerie was amazing but it wasnt amazing enough to keep her in it. She got all hot and bothered and she got her brains fucked backwards.

Do yourself a favour and visit 40InchPlus.com now!

Spanked And Abused is the name of a new website that's all about spanking girlie bottoms bright red and then fucking the horny wenches. These guys use whatever implement is within easy reach to discipline the little tramps, and a wooden spoon seems to be a favorite.

So, the girls are getting spanked alright (and surely they deserve it), but abused? Looks to me like the lusty little devils are enjoying it as much as the guys!

I always wanted to spank a secretary, and now you can too. She's a young pretty thing, has already assumed the position and would love nothing more than to have your strong hand descend hard on her shapely, upturned ass cheeks.