PRESS RELEASE: 

Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use “as is”, or as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign claims: “It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.”

Obviously we can no longer call this a “soft drink” a spokesman said.

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of “Mount And Do.”

I’m gonna get me some of that shit! (Not that I need it.)

Listen, I dig chicks with big butts. That’s why I started this blog. So there’ll be a lot of pics of big-ass babes in the Plump Rumps category. I also like black chicks with big butts, and you can find them in the Black Butts section. Anal Fucking and Spanking are inexplicably tied in with the female behind so I’ll put up categories for that as well.

(Truth be told I have a little spanking fetish myself; nothing brings out the beauty of a nice pair of ass cheeks as my hand whacking down on them to bring out a healthy red glow!)

The Ass News category is for anything ass related, not necessarily sex and porn. What the fuck? is reserved for my personal rants about this that and everything. It’s my blog so I’ll use it as a soap box if I damn well feel like it!

Finally, I also have a thing for Chubby Chicks (naturally, since most of them have big shitters) and you’ll be seeing some of them here too. I’m not talking about the mega fatties here, but rather wholesome, well padded girls with plenty to grab on to.

So I guess this is the official launch of Plumper Buttocks, a project of love for me since nicely rounded, plump quivering girlie butts is something I can never get enough of.

Just to get things started here are some nice pics of a chick with a 40 inch plus rear end, and isn’t it a nice pair of globes she’s got! She comes to you courtesy of 40InchPlus.com where all they do all day long is fuck chicks with big behinds!

You really want to think twice before pulling down your pants to give the gluteal equivalent of flipping someone the bird.

Philadelphia - What began with two teenagers harassing a man rummaging through a trash bin escalated when the man bared his buttocks at the teens and ended with the teens killing him, police said.

Personally I think Christopher McEneaney, 16, and Andre Mark, 18 of Philadelphia, PA overreacted on that one, whacking Martin Malone, 47 with a shovel and stabbing him (mostly in the ass!) until he died.

I guess the teens will have plenty of time to think about what they did in the slammer, where I’m sure they will become somebody’s ass-buddy rather quickly!