I watch porn movies for a living. When you do that you start noticing things. Like for instance some chicks have brown puckerholes while others have nice pink ones.

I thought maybe with all that shit passing through there’s bound to be some discoloration. But lately I’ve seen so many pinkie winkies I started to smell a rat. It turns out these porn actresses actually bleach their assholes. That probably shouldn’t come as a surprize to me, doing what I do for a living, but I was still a little blown away. Wouldn’t it hurt to have bleach applied to your bunghole? If you’ve ever had a hot chili pepper shoved up your rectum you know what I’m talking about!

Anyway, ass bleaching, as well as pussy bleaching, is the latest rage among the hip and trendy and several beauty salons are specializing in the treatment. You can read an article about it here. A full wax and bleach of your inner cheeks is surprizingly affordable, only about 75 bucks.