Some parents just don’t get it. Spanking should be confined to the bedroom between two (or more) consenting adults. A 29-year-old woman in West Bend, WI is accused of beating the shit out of her 7-year-old daughter with a wooden spoon when the child ate one of her mother’s doughnuts.

The mother, according to the complaint, “became very upset” and proceeded to spank the girl with the wooden spoon, first on the girl’s buttocks, then on her face. The girl was struck approximately four times in the face, resulting in a black and red, swollen right eye as well as other abrasions. There was also bruising on the girl’s buttocks, according to the complaint.

I say an eye for an eye should apply in this case. Sentence the crazy bitch to be spanked black and blue!